straugh berli

i would just like to announce a piece of news, since it is very significant.

i, shewhosleepswithstars, got an A in my math test.

*APPLAUSE FOR DAYS*

the last time i got an A in a math test was 9th grade. okay, technically, this time it was only A-. and we had two tests for the unit, and on the other i got a 69%. BUT STILL. I GOT AN A!

once upon there was a person named shewhosleepswithstars. she was very bad at math, and her math teacher looked at her with disappointment and disgust.

he would say, "i am disappointed in you. ...and disgusted".

but, one day two fairies came upon her, named banana and deezed. they cut open her stomach and added many things to her organs. such as, strawberries, and feathers, and blue liquid from an unborn pig. then they sewed her back up together. later, shewhosleepswithstars, during a few seconds of insanity, took a cute exacto knife and chopped off her arm, emotionlessly. sighing, deezed sewed that back on, as well.

a few days later shewhosleepswithstars, with her new stomach (which equals a new brain, of course), wrote a math test. a few days later, she got a perfect mark on it. the world made love, and all was peaceful.

i thank banana and deezed for their long hours of surgical procedures!

btw, these fat strawberries from price chopper are terrifying. not only are they almost the size of apples, they taste too perfect. too perfect, it's revolting. don't do drugs, kids.