Milkstain ~!

Pure Marble
The beginning of centuries worth of history

With each piece holds a meaning
With each chisel, a step towards perfection

However, on top holds milk
Unable to survive a day

But it's glimmer draws eyes
and keeps them forever mesmerized

Assending into an abyys of silk
Caressed  by a mysterious liquid
Yet so reminscent of our past

Gazing in pure heavanly white
Trying to find something in nothing
Only finding ourselves in the nothingess

Although its life is so short
It carries no less
Then the timeless marble

- FriendlyFIRE & Greenpotatochip ~

Sparkles~

-Greenpotatochip

I’m BACK!

ALRIGHT! I’m back ;D !

*cricket cricket*

Yeah yeah, I know, not that exciting D:

ANYWAYS.  I realized I have weird moments where I like to use something for a bit then switch.  Like keyboards… I use my netbook’s, but for like a few days, I connected my normal keyboard to my netbook for no reason just because I felt like using it… then, I moved back to my laptop for a bit and liked typing on that keyboard… now I’m back to my netbook’s…

On the other hand, my stupid Roger’s modem/router broke down again… the wifi is gone so I haven’t been able to move my laptop or netbook out of my room or off of my desk, which is somewhat depressing.  This would be like the third time I’ve replaced a modem in a few months… stupid Rogers… I should switch to Bell, they have their own cool customized modem unlike Rogers. 

Oh recently, I’ve also been obsessed with the song “The Saltwater Room” by Owl City.  The chorus is so nice *-* But overall, I find Owl City’s songs really nice to listen to though I admit I’m tired of “Fireflies”. 

I’m just being random and posting whatever I can just to fill in the void of my boredom.

A white block

Empty of emotion

Unknown meaning behind it’s purity…

Yeah sorry, I was a bit bored, so I decided to start my English homework brainstorming on my post.

- FriendlyFIRE

Escalators :D

Escalators, the world's greatest ride~ >=D

-Greenpotatochip

3am~

-Greenpotatochip

i don't wanna bend, let the bad girls bend, i just wanna be your friend, is it ever gunna be, enough?

hello.

my codename is shewhosleepswithstars. guess what? actually--no, you don't have to. i'll tell you about myself. of course.

i'm the girl with the big blue glasses, the rain boots in winter, the buttons, the spazzy statements, the bulging eyes, the over-dramatic expressions, the pointing finger, and the flailing arms.

i am a big fat show, that entertains you every fuckin day. i amuse you, and i make you laugh at me, and that's why you like me. because i'm a show. and yeah, that's who i am now. and it's just so wonderful.

and you know what? i don't really mind that it's entertaining. it's the fact that so many of you just use me for entertainment. oh, look, it's the girl with the glasses. let's go to her cage and watch her for a bit. i'd like to spend a day with her, cause she's just that FUN. you don't really like me. you're just amused of me. and maybe i shouldn't be complaining, because i've put myself into that position. i'm the one acting like i am. but, seriously? i'm not a silly hamster to be gawked at.

there's something still incredibly pathetic about teenagers. it just smacks me in the face everyday, and it's just so depressing. when am i gunna wake up to find people who aren't so impossibly superficial about a human being?

so yes. welcome, why hello. hi there. i hope you are well. ready for the show?

fuck y'all.

Ramblings~

(yes i made an attempt at photoshop)

It is almost 3:30am o-o
i went to bed at six today and woke up at 11:11(in time to make a wish ;P) and have not gone to sleep yet. I feel really hyper and am REALYREALY out of it. If you ask me tomorow morning or later in the day about this post I probably wont remember putting this up :S.

WOOT, for the first time im actually writing instead of uploading pictures and giving them titles :P. When i am "hihgh" (i usually act really wierd this late at night so hopefully u can follow what im saying actually dont follow what im saying. -cough- -Stalker!- -cough- i joke i joke :P) but yeah I've gone a bit senile over the march break (NO SLEEP T_T).

Anyways... Hello~. SHOUTOUT to ALIENS! =D

btw im not gna proofread this so gooodluck (Y). well im not sure what to write to keep u entertained so i shall tell a joke to fill in the void o.o" : i used to sell organs to american hospitals untill they realized they were musical instruments... AHAHAHAHAHA lame~ i know ;D. Im not much of a comedian i can only speak french in a russian dialect. i should probably format this so its easier to read... :S


-formats- to lazy ul have to deal with this =)

u say u feel like dying D:
i say i feel like flying >:D
I actually feel like flying right now, i accomplished flying for around 5seconds the other day :D


I can't see any stars outside :( I HATE YOU POLLUTION! :@
yes pollution is the reason why we can not see the stars and planets in the city...
Over the summer i am planing to go in search of northernlights (aurora borealis) and take millions of pictures =D. hopefully i can find them (:


well i shall stop my boring unsuccessful ramblings nows~

oh yes my pictures! instead of playing find "waldo" we shall find something (:
I have already found somethings :D
Hope is hard to see in pessimism but it's still there (:
I am a very optimistic person =)

can u find something in the pictures? ;DClick pictures to enlarge them :P.

-Greenpotatochip

skip your class, we're going to a place i know, (i'll explain to you later)

it was raining a tiny bit today after school, and i was waiting for my dad to pick me up, so i started taking pictures. quite nervously, like i wanted it to be a secret. especially because people were walking past me from across the street, and this guy came out of his house to smoke. i had to abruptly get up from kneeling on the floor, and be all "i'm not taking pictures of the garbage on your driveway!"

i put together nine of the twenty i took this afternoon to show to whoever will witness this post. i didn't manage to take a few of each thing i found, most of them were just a kneel-quickly-press-the-button-and-stand-up-before-people-start-noticing-me kind of thing. my favourites are the pine cone one, and the one with the metal lid :D! all the pictures are really gray...

click the image to enlarge :)


from the top left corner:
1. a puddle. a tree was using it to look at its reflection.
2. a tree that was making friends with some green fluff.
3. two leaves having an intimate moment (which i suppose i intruded into).
4. pebbles, and something a person decided would be good to throw onto the road.
5. a pine cone taking a bath.
6. a bush trying to grab me.
7. a stick that i probably stepped on after taking that picture.
8. a crack in a wooden..telephone..pole. thing. i wonder what hides in there.
9. a portal on the floor (but i don't have the key...)

enjoy :D. hopefully my fellow photographer friend greenpotatochip will, at least o.o"

listening to piano 4 hands by winter gloves, hence the title of lyrics.

from,
she.

FriendlyFIRE exile

I’m on a trip to discover myself. 

I’m going to exile myself from the blog, no comments, etc. 

GOOD BYE FOR A TIME!

- FriendlyFIRE

sunday secrets

when i was younger, i had the same haircut as half the boys in my class. i spent my senior kindergarten life protecting my little brother from the world of bullying, hygiene, and friend-making. now, he's judgmental, oblivious to mold, and he talks to random people on the bus.

when i was angry with my parents, i would make a poster for my door, telling them by their first name that they could not come in, finished off with a million exclamation marks just to show how serious i was. when i was mad at my brother or sister, i would pore salt on their beds and stick their treasured stuffed animals against the kitchen garbage bin.

there's something about getting ready for bed at night, and then not being able to fall asleep because you've reminded yourself about being eight years old. i suppose when i look at little kids, and get annoyed at the supposedly stupid things they say, i should probably be criticizing myself more. there's something incredibly pathetic about teenagers.

and here i am, as much of a teenager as i'll ever be. hoping to shave my head before i graduate university, hoping to be nicer to people without trying so hard, hoping to stop being so unbelievably superficial about everything i don't understand.

i think i talked a little too much to deezed last night, but i woke up at noon, so i still had almost nine hours sleep, ... i guess i've just drowned myself in the horrible realization that i hate being such a jerk to my parents. stupid hormones.

'3' one more year til i'm not exactly a teenager anymore! but i just wish i was eight again.

Height~

-Greenpotatochip

Guess Who :D

YOUR WONDERFUL, TALL, EXTREMELY TALL AND EPIC KING HAS RETURNED FROM HER EPIC BATTLE WITH AIRPLANES, DEER, 5 LANE STREETS AND AMISH PEOPLE.

Thanks for keeping my throne warm sujen by the way. You can get off now.

Fullmetal Alchemist

I’ve been watching Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood recently, and it’s exactly like the other anime except this one is apparently more “true” to the manga then the former.  I always get somewhat scared of the overall idea to Fullmetal Alchemist mainly because of the idea of human transmutation.

Brief Summary (not of the story but of their idea of alchemy):

Alchemy is basically chemistry (chemistry was basically considered alchemy in the medieval times).  In Fullmetal Alchemist, humans are able to use “transmutation circles” (drawings of a circle with different designs; looks like people with no art skills will never make it, EH?) to change the shape and forms (solid, gas, liquid) of things through manipulating the elements.  The idea behind it is equivalent exchange, one can not make something out of nothing.

So the idea that creeps me out like I said is trying this with humans.  One part of both series (episode 4 in Brotherhood) makes me the most sad and disgusted.  This episode is based on Shou Tucker, known "The Sewing-Life Alchemist."  He specializes with live subjects (animals; not with humans because that is an alchemy taboo) and we find out that to become a “State Alchemist” (a person who is apart of the military [this is a military dictatorship type government]; therefore allowed to do research on alchemy) he was able to create a chimera (a fusion between two or more living things) that was able to talk, however the only thing it said was, “I want to die” (shortly it died because it starved itself). 

So the main protagonists, Edward and Al, visit this guy to gather research and while there, they got close to his daughter, Nina Tucker and her dog , Alexander (they were SOOO CUTEEE) and find out Nina’s mother left two years before.  So Shou was close to his assessment date (basically the state come and collect his info; if nothing is good they fire him) and he didn’t have anything good.  However, on one of the protagonists visit, they find out he made another successful chimera that could talk.  When they see it, Shou tells the chimera to pronounce Edward’s name, and it did, but afterward it also said “onii-chan” (Japanese for older brother) and in an instant Edward was able to figure out how this happened.  Shou fused his own daughter and dog together (also revealing that two years before, to get into the military, he fused his own wife with another animal).  Strangely this idea creeps me out more than the idea that Edward and Al tried to revive their dead mother and Al ended up losing his body, Edward his right arm and left leg…

Although that is an extreme example, it somewhat reflects the craziness scientists have in their search for knowledge (bringing ToK in).  What is the limit?  When a human life is something you are fooling around with… but then again, if we can do this to animals, why are we any different?

- FriendlyFIRE

PS, I’m sorry if it offended anyone ;P

Blue*

-Greenpotatochip

Confused…

So I’m reading this manga, Immortal Regis, and it’s sequel, Cavalier Of The Abyss and I just had to mention it because it’s the most confusing manga (more correctly manwha) that I have ever read… I do not follow the story line at all and I don’t understand what’s going on… but for some strange reason I am still reading it none the less. 

Ever experienced that?  When you’re caught up in some form of media where you are lost but just can’t seem to give it up? 

It happens to me a lot in fantasy when all these cool things happen, but is so confusing because you don’t know exactly how it happened and then suddenly, something else happens without explanation as well…

On a different note, I’m sort of curious who actually reads the blog anymore, are our post just getting boring and old?  It doesn’t really matter because this is just for TEACUP’s amusement, but I’m still curious.

I was kind of wondering if we should also add vloging, at this point I’m sure that you all know who we are because of DeezedGangstaBriyani’s oh so obvious posts… but then again, vlogging seems kind of weird and we don’t always have much to say…

- FriendlyFIRE

PMALL DAWG .

EYY GANGSTAS . ITS THAT TIME AGAIN. I AM COMING OUTTA HYBERNATION, AND I AM WRITING A BLOG POST .
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE . SO GANGSTA ;] righhhhttt ?
So , ouu whatcha sayyyy [8]
ii ii .
i'm gna be talking about pmall
since it was SOOOO gangster :D

mayne . it was SOOOO fun o-o"
i love hanging out with teacup , but i wish kelly ciouldve been there :(

But yeah .

PART 1:
me coming on time :) ! ARENT I GANGSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! i thought I was going to be late cause i thought finch station was right above wilson, but its above york milss, SO I WAS GON GTO TAKE THE 96 TO YORK MILLS, but instead i went the finch way :) AIGHT DAWG . and then ;] i got there on time ! YES :D !

now, everyone in teacup , owes me a big cookie . but sugar free o-o with cellary sticks at the side ;] , minus the cookies o.o plus a prop .

PART 2:
Bussing . LOL . i like talking with you guys :) about the most randommm stuffs ever, from nina's horrible baby sitter to how im so cool and im so gangster [ yes you did talk about that ;@ don't deny it ! ]
LOL, i don't know why o-o but everytime we talk liek that, I always get really happy thinking about it after :) !

PART 3:
Arriving at Pmall . Well john tricked me , and I almost got off liek an hour earlier than I was supposed to , but yeah ;], from there we met up with gangsta Hannah . she tried to trick us, and failed ;] ! BUT . yeah, we just arrived there, and we saw it, and we all danced, and waved, and did back flips, and ye dawg . ;]

PART 4:
Chillin . YEAH MAN . LOL , we went into stores and stuff o-o, but the guys and girls sorta diverged ;], the girls probably just sat down and had a conversationa bout how GANGSTER i am . no im kidding xD ! i think they were looking at those stuffies o-o and korean dramas xD .. and joking about asian clothing ? im not sure;; who knows what could've happened with hannah nina and shera together o-o"

the guys on the other hand, we went to , you know, chill in the hood. smoke some blunts. juice . no im lying o-o we drank apple juice tho :) , no wwe didnt o-o ! what am i saying ? sorry im drunk ;]
we went to look at yu gi oh cards, and bought souvenirs for ppl .
I GOT FUJIE SOME GANGSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STUUUF DAWGGGGGG .
most of you saw it xDDD, but yeah ;D !

PART 5:
EATING . we all got food, but i got only sea food ;] cause im not eating MEAT MEAT for the break , cause im a gangster :) i almost had to sit a lone : ( , but gangster vivek, and gangster nina joined me xD
BUT YEAH . I ALMSOT GOT KILLED BY AN ASIAN MAN CAUSE HE THOT I WAS LIKE RAPING NINA O_O" i was just feeding her salad . LOL . yum .
but yeah, i had so much food o-o when i orderd it, i didnt expect that much o.o i kept forcing it on vivek and nina xDD !
theni drenched it in hotsauce, and ate it, t hen gave soem to hannah, and had some tofu soup o-o
then gave that to hannah to
then i bought some shrimp dimsum, and gave it to various ppl :) ,
SHOUT OUT TO FUJIE . cause shes madly in love with shrimp dim sum o-o"
but yeah ;] eating . eatings always good. u know . food . yum ;] MEAT FREE THO !


PART 6:
More chillin . like a villain . LOLOLLLMFAOROTFLAHAHAHLMFAOLMFAOMLMFAFORTFLLMFAOOOOOOOOOOO I AM SO DAMN GANGSTERLY FUNNY ! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
okay, i'm done .
we just walked aroudn to random stores xD and bouth soem stuff xDD , and I resisted the temptation of buying food o-o" but i did it ;D and resisted buying ice cream xDD and bubble tea xD
I SAW MOOD RINGS . i was extremely happy, nina was calm, and shera was romantic or passionate, and i think vivek was normal =o. everyone else never wore it o-o but yeah
and then one of the store ladies followed me cause i'm brown . D: she thot i was gna steal something ! i was looking at rubber gloves D: if i wanted to steal soemthing, i'd steal stickers . D: LOL

and me and john played that secret game xD, no one knwos about it, but itw as fun to play that again :)

and then for some reason, randomly all the guys left the store and sat athe stairs while the girls were inside o-o LOL . and we just talked : D

AND NINA BOUGHT THIS OH SO AMAZING CANDY ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG .
ITS SO GANGSTER GUYS .
ITS SO MILKY , AND SOFT , AND OMG . O_O"
YO . IT SMY FAVOURITE, next time , im gna buy 14 dollars worth of that stuff, i'm not even kidding . :| i'm going to buy 8 packs . it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD . i wanna eat one right now, but i told ppl i'd save them one after i todl them how good it was >_<"
Me and vivek went back and bought the candy xDDD !

PART 7:
photobooth pictures XD ! that was gangstsa stil ;D
htey were all so good xD i have three
KELLY WE HAVE TWO FOR YOU, YOU IMPOSTER KING !
LOL hannah's faces were funny o-o"
but yeah .
i like mine ;) everyone was picking their nose . so gangser xD BRAP BRAP
i want a copy of them all btw O: im gna cut it up to put it in my wallet lmfao ;P
we gotta do that again sometime, cept with kelly actually there ;P

PS nina, why'd you try holding my hand ? kidding ;P !

PART 8:
Leaving pmall .
how sad : ( it was fun tho .
thing is , adventues DID NOT END !
but before leaving . soemthing ABSOLUTELY, AMAZING HAPPENED . me and john went to the washroom
LMFAOOOOOOROFTLFKSAFJWEOAJFWEAOFIJLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOs
sorry im being stupid, that wasnt the amazing thing
before coming back and rejoining our gorup, we went to buy a yu gi oh booster pack
and he spent five dollars on it
and guess what ?
I CHOSE THE PACK
and he got a FIFTY DOLLAR CARD . YEAH MAN . IM HIS LUCKY CHARM . JOHN LOVES ME !
but anyways, we left pmall

PART 9:
Walking . I wanted to walk all the way home, but i guess not :(
but walking with you gusy was fun, we walked in pairs of two, and we did rotations, so we talked to everyone ;]

i liked that tho xD ! talked about the most random stuffs ever xDD ! i talked with shera for the longest tho O: !
but anyways o-o"

I WANT THAT GANGSTER PICTURE OF ME AND HANNAH xD i liked it xDD !

lmfao lmfao, it was funny talking about marriage too ;D, I WANT TO BE ALL OF YOUR BEST MEN / BRIDES MAIDS . LMFAO . :] and you can all sit at the front desk :] ! with me and my family/family to be xD

PART 10:
Super market .
we went into the super market, and bought drinks :) i bought arizona LOL we're loser, so we chose our drinks, chillled th drinks with ice cream, waited, then ate xDD;; btw vivek, you owe me money xD

we also fawned over pastries o-o i wanted to buyy a cake, but its not good for our health ! so no ! but yeah o-o yum ;]

LOL also, john was too scared to break a bottle ! so i had to do it :) funny huh :) ? LOL
AND NOIM NOT VIOLENT, DONT LISTEN TO JOHN .

PART 11:
Shoppers .
Hannnah bought fibre one.
Shera bought a lip massager .
Vivek used his cell phone .
Nina bought that tofu thing .
John sat there and looked gangster .
Kelly was talking about how she is not king .
I bought peanut butter for my mom .

Part 12:
Bussing home LOL . i thought it was funny . cause we decided to eat that tofu thing that nina bought, and some lady started speaking to nina in chinese LOL . and she actually understood . i would applaud her, but shes not at my level in gangsterness ;] !

but yeah o-o she opened the tofu thing for us, well u know, nina asked me, cause guys are stronger ? LMFAO :] i thot that was funny .
and then vivek gave him her pocket knife LMFAO . to cut it LOOOL . why'd we give a stranger a knife xDD . but yeah
we made a new friend ;]

then u guys all left :(
and went home ! sadsad .

PART 13:
The end.



ta da ;] can you believe i actually did a blog post ?
it was SOOO LONG
I
SNAPPED . yes i know ;] !

and as concluding remarks

Hannah - It was awesome seeing you again ;D
John - I'm glad I saw you too : D ! brought back memories ;D
Shera - Shera's so gangster :) it was nice talking to you while we were walking xD ! and i liked your mascara .
Vivek - first off, we finally got to go to pmall like you wanted. and btw, good job on the thing :D . LOL .
Nina - your cool :), lmfao, you thot I wasn't going to say that , right xDD ?
Kelly - I wish you could've been there : ( wouldve been even awesomer ;D
Sujen - your so gangster :]

BRAP . GANGSTA . Word ;]

iHEARTteacup <3 .

Late!

I’m usually always early for things (either that or on the dot).  I feel bad when I’m late and bad for them if they are (D:<).  What brought on this topic?  Well, TEACUP except (imNOTjohn D:) is going to PMall today (that really Asian one…) and I’m entirely ready two hours before the time I’m suppose to meet up with shewhosleepswithstars. So to kill time, I decided to write to you people.

Alright,tardiness, I don’t know about you guys, but I hate arriving late to anything.  When I do, I feel uncomfortable, like to some extent, I’d rather not go at all than be late.  TEACUP should know I have a habit of arriving pretty early (cheerio said I have a tendency to arrive an hour early and I pointed out it’s only because she’s always an hour late, of course an hour is overdramatic). 

At the same time, I also get mad when people are really late because I hate waiting alone (and without my iPod that is just torture).  I mean, I don’t mind if you are not there when I get there, because if I’m just early, I can’t expect people to be as early as me.  However, my patience can only last up till the designated time (because only then can I start blaming you for being late ;D). 

I note this is my first time actually applying my new name (if you want to know what it means, here’s a link: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=friendly+fire).

- FriendlyFIRE

Introducing FriendlyFIRE~

Well as shewhosleepswithstars says, I can’t stay committed to one name.  People, I am CollateralDamage now known as, FriendlyFIRE!

I just get bored of a name real fast, no need for explanation ;P

- FriendlyFIRE

Because I Have a Girlfriend!

I forgot to post this up on behalf of notjohn ;P

S is deezed, N is moi. =D! click to enlarge, if you'd like to see our faces as seen by notjohn ;o~

Pokémon

So lately, there has been a Pokémon craze sweeping the Weston nation.  Mainly because DeezedGangstaBriyani is a horrible student and doesn’t care about listening to his teachers… (somehow he still gets incredible marks…). 

Anyways, I remember the good old days when everyone was obsessed with Pokémon and now we just feel like there’s too many.  I mean, Pokémon is like a classic RPG and there are so many devotees and  pros in the Nintendo Pokémon game series… 

Personally, I never got that far… Every time I reached the cave where you had to use HM05 (Flash), I gave up… (well not really that only happened once or twice in my many times restarting the game…).  I never had the will to get any  of my Pokémon to level 100 and I kept being stupid and only leveling my starter which was killer when it came to gyms I’m weak to…

Anyways, I started playing Pokémon Fire Red on my iPod.  The main reason is because I got bored of my iPod Touch cause I do not have very great apps on it and decided since the iPod Touch/Phone can have a GBA emulator (NES, PS1, SNES, you have to admit the iPod Touch/Phone is pretty amazing) that I’d try getting it into my iPod.  I just beat Brock and apparently, I have to use HM05 already… (if only  I could get it…).  So I’m probably going to leave Pokémon alone for a bit…

I’m not a big fan in training Pokémon but they are fun to hunt ;D

- CollateralDamage

News: New Jester Wanted

Here ye, here ye yonder hobo. If you are reading this, you can read. That's already a requirement needed to get a fantastic new job as jester for the amazing, awesome and tall king, imNOTjohn.

Other requirements:

1. Loyalty. You revolt, you better like sharks.
2. Humor. Come on, you're a jester.
3. No Dignity. You're going to loose it anyways with the funny hat and large shoes. Oh and the bells, defiantly the bells.
4. Singing Ability. She might be king but she's not rich. We can't afford tone deaf people breaking anymore windows.
5. Can Regenerate Another Head. The old jester could, why can't you?

You're funny (looking) enough for this job! Why not take it? I am willing to pay double of what you are currently get (then take it back through endless taxes)! Absolutely no risk!

So come on down to our castle on 12 Castle drive. It's the better looking one. Bring your resume, an arrangement of jokes and some money because you probably owe imNOTjohn tax money.

Infinite~

-Greenpotatochip

Lucky (:

Thanks for the card today T.E.A.C.U.P.
that really made me feel better today :D
You guys are AWESOME thankyou~ (:

-Greenpotatochip

Maggots

I remember when I was eight, my friend and I were playing in their backyard when her father decided to take out the trash.  We noticed at the bottom of the outdoor trashcan that there were maggots at the bottom.  My friend’s dad decided it would be funny to say, “That’s how rice looks like after you leave it in the garbage for a while.” 

It freaked the heck outta me and since then I had an irrational fear of maggots in rice… or if I leave rice alone for too long it’d turn into maggots…

Anyways, I have a lot of irrational fears but I’m not gunna expose all my fears to you stalkers just yet ;D

Well that way my little story for the day!

- CollateralDamage

o-o"

Hi :)

Dying From Starvation

Dear my millions of faithful readers,

               I have bad news to bring you. This may be my last post. I know what you’re thinking; “Oh no! The world will surely perish imNOTjohn without your posts”. However, I know I have taught you many lessons in these past few weeks. Please, take these life lessons with you and teach others. Spread my awesome words of wisdom!

              Why you ask, why does the awesome, epic and tall blogger have to go?! Well, I am only human. Being human leaves you many responsibilities such as breathing, blinking and eating.

             I am one of the laziest eaters alive. You give me too much, I’ll take an extremely long time to finish it. However, if you give me less, I will take the same amount of time. Therefore, it seems more productive in my head if I simply don’t eat sometimes but for the sake of this post, let us say I am stuck somewhere…

             Like the Sahara desert! I am dying from starvation in the Sahara desert! Why am I here? Well, I was flying on my magical carpet to India because I am a stereotypical racist and accidentally crashed into a crazy asian driver going 60 miles over the speed limit. I plunged into the sand and now, here I am, writing my last post before the sun sets and the wolves eat me alive.

          Please, do not forget me or my legacy as the leader of the TEACUP kingdom. I will forever be your king and not that other guy. GOOD BYE MY READERS. PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SARROW.

          Oh look dinner.

GREƎN FTW!!! =D

-Greenpotatochip

I'm King

* Last box in upper right corner, "You can be prince."

Story Time!

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na TEACUP!

*AHEM* 

The humble beginnings of our everyday heroes in TEACUP.

Once upon a time, in the land far away (not really it takes me 15 minutes to get there), there were seven individuals fighting for survival in a territory unknown to them, however these territories were renowned everywhere and known as “High schools.”  This specific one was named Weston Collegiate Institute.  Warriors would flock from all over the land to join the test of strength which we refer to as the Incredibly Busy Program.  All of the seven heroes had to go through the psychological test that was given* and had to experience their first attempt at a *gasp* FORMAL ESSAY!

We start the story with three people who call themselves, shewhosleepswithstars, CollateralDamage and Anonymous (damn iJohn had to change his name into something I can’t spell).  They knew each other since their younger days back in their home land, Beverley Heights.  As all their fellow peers did, they stuck with people they knew to survive the horrors, untrusting of people outside their village. 

The second pair formed was imNOTjohn and cheerio, which according to their recounts basically went “OH! We know each other!”  and hooked up… They were the knights from Humber Summit.

However, there was one loner who came from another village, West Humber.  He is known as DeezedGangstaBriyani.  Greenpotatochip was also from Beverley Heights, however, he was an outcast in their village along with the other “frenchies” so the three others didn’t really know him.  DeezedGangstaBriyani and Greenpotatochip were paired up for a quest** and got to know each other better and became partners.

Basically, TEACUP started out as three different groups. 

Occasionally, they were forced to separate for different courses of training and that is how shewhosleepswithstars got to know cheerio, in their study of the arts (of battle… no, it’s not that cool).  There was a wingman between them.  However it all started with the “eraser episode” where shewhosleepswithstars yelled dramatically that they share the same type of shield and caught cheerio’s attention.  Of course, since CollateralDamage stuck with shewhosleepswithstars, Anonymous with Collateral Damage and imNOTjohn with cheerio, they started to form a guild.

Soon after, during the studies of mathematics, shewhosleepswithstars decided to form a partnership for crime with DeezedGangstaBriyani (failed, but that’s because we all know they are heroes at heart <3) and that sparked their friendship.  Thus we repeat the last statement from the above paragraph plus “Greenpotatochip with DeezedGangstaBriyani.”

They all went on a trip to the local market in Yorkdale (I have very limited information in the conspirings since I did not attend) and realized they admire each other’s skills (VERY DEBATABLE, however, that’s the only way I could epically reason it).  Thus, they started have strategy meetings.  Thus the guild was officially formed.

However after ten months of rigorous training in the Incredibly Busy Program, Anonymous had left to improve his speed in the Speedy program. 

That still did not deter their friendship and in the summer of their second year (summer between grade 10 and 11), they got to know each other to a new extreme to the point where they considered themselves a unique group and thus, TEACUP was named.

Still, in the third year, due to locational difficulties, cheerio had to leave the Incredibly Busy program.  However, no worries, she is still keeping in shape, now fighting off mobs of fobs.

And thus the story continues…

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Haha sorry guys, by the end I didn’t really know what to say by the end and my information was pretty limited, I don’t have great sources even though they were personal accounts…

- CollateralDamage

* – the interview

** – scavenger hunt by the SAC

My Views on Poetry

Roses are red
Violets are blue
the cliché beginning
Written just for you <3

With an obvious poem
Just “words that rhyme”
Without punctuation
Just endless lines

Poetry is fun
But “good” ones are boring
Who needs depth?
‘cause it gets me snoring

Isn’t this fun?
Just jokes and real plain
Poetry on the run
Who can complain?

Why spend countless hours
Reading 10 lines over again
Just to find meaning
Simply nod at the poem and say “amen”

Isn’t this more entertaining?
Then piling a million images into one?
Why stare at description?
When you can see the actual sun

Now let me free the nerds
Who find my view stupid
Cause I’m doing other things
Not finding the significance of cupid

Poem By:
- CollateralDamage
(now give me an AMEN!)

Flower

-Greenpotatochip

Music !

- Greenpotatochip

Leg Lengthening?!?!?!

Anyways, I was watching CTV and they showed a commercial of what’s going to happen in the next Oprah show and its about fashion in China.  So in the commercial it mentioned plastic surgery and the voiceover was “and why would people spend thousands of dollars to get their legs broken?” (or something like that), so I got curious.  I searched it on Google and found an article about it.  Basically they break your leg bones, put this metal thing between them and do stuff until your bone grows back (if it does).  I can’t even imagine the pain…  They do adjusting DAILY…  They spend a fortune and go through so much pain to gain a maximum 5cm in height… 

Although it sounds stupid it makes at least a bit sense why they want to.  Apparently height is a big thing in China, you might not get a career just because you’re too short… I don’t mean manual jobs, I mean you can’t even be a lawyer nor can you drive in some places if you’re not like 5ft3 or over…  Frankly, that is stupid and makes no sense. 

Asians are so superficial it’s sad.  Plastic surgery everywhere in Asia and now I hear we break bones, just great… Why are looks so valued (as CupCake2 pointed out, I shouldn’t be talking since I have braces… in a more nice way)?  What thinking drives you to be willing to spend thousands, go through months of pain, and the risks dangerous risks?  I get it if you were in an accident and want to restore yourself, but why go through such lengths to be more “pretty”?

It’s sad when society forces us to improve ourselves and become more pretty… 

I’ll go through my braces reasoning… I didn’t really want them but my mom insisted on them and I figured, there’s no life threatening risk, nor any deforming risks, so why not?  Although I hear it was painful, and it actually is, still it’s not that horrible…  It doesn’t take much time for the pain to go away and the pain only returns every few weeks after you get them tightened.  Anyways look wise, I had a really big overbite which with my small eyes, all you could notice were my weird teeth. 

I’m somewhat ashamed I gave into it actually…

On another note, WE LASTED A MONTH! Hello March, I have stolen your virginity ;D (first post of March if anyone didn't get that...).  Now that I mention it... I stole the blog's overall virginity anyways...  ANYWAYS, I'm so happy!  We didn't give up after a few posts, NO! We got over 40 posts! PARTYYY!  Let's just hope we can continue ;D and get the damn boys to contribute more...

- CollateralDamage