Terribly Energetic Adolescents Coping Under Pressure.
What is T.E.A.C.U.P?
T.E.A.C.U.P. is an organization bent on saving the world from racist milk, teenage angst, aliens and french essays. We focus on crime fighting, crime stopping and anything dealing with crime such as wearing stripes with poke-a-dots [fashionable crime]. We have members working as we speak teaching those who cannot parkour to parkour, baking brownies for the fellow creepy man down the street, giving you props when you don't want any and just plainly not communicating with anything considered "human".
Why do we do this you ask? For we are T.E.A.C.U.P and we just fucking can-BRAP BRAP. If you have any complaints after we save your cowardly butt because you do not know how to jailbreak or wear awesome lumber jack shirts, feel free to contact us.
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